Invasion of the Brain Suckers

Where do I begin? From the looks of Dude, this is not an ordinary house keeper. This is the Vaacum Runner from the planet Fubar.

She doesn't have eyes in the back of her head but it would seem more efficient features that offer services that IEHA hasn't even heard about.

And I've heard the expression "F*ck your brains out" but this is taking it to a level I had never truly. Perhaps she's not the alien at all. Maybe it's him. Brain Sucking Alien that leave human house keepers brain dead. Dude's very good at what he does if this is the case judging from the vacant expression on the housekeeper's face.

Keeping House from Carnal Desires Publishing wins this week's Worst Cover award.

Bad Monkey Business

There is a tie for this week's Worst Cover Award. Neither are sexy but both are funny as hell. Both covers deserve recognition. WTF is up with covers sporting images of monkeys and apes? Did Bobo win People Magazine's Sexiest Alive or what? Women get divorced to get away from too much body hair, grunts, scratching, and bum picking. Now it's sexy on the cover of romance novels?

So I'm leaving it up to you. Vote on which monkey boy cover should win this week's Worst Cover Award

1. Dementia from Ellora's Cave

2. Raindrops Keep Falling on My Dead from Cobblestone Press

Or share your own Monkey Love cover nominations.