I'm Mister Blue

It's not a BAAD cover. It's just - disturbing. I mean, DUDE! One in the hand doesn't even feel like one in the bush. But it does explain why Mister Blue's girlfriend is holding herself and rocking in the corner behind him. Size DOES matter.

Aquatic Alliance from Loose Id, doesn't get a WORST cover award but Mister Blue does get an honorable mention just for his lack of equipment.

A Taste of Italy, however, at Freya's Bower DOES get the worst cover of the week award.

I must ask the obvious. Is the name of the woman in the heels Italy?

Besides the girl looking up the skirt of another as if she might take a bite, there is the other two sitting there watching like it's the stage production of The Story of O. Pass the popcorn! The blurb states that there is a hero named David. But I don't think he has a chance against this goliath of girl love.

Let's Hear it for the Girls!

Skeletor Takes A Wife

There is a reason why this cover is available so small on the publisher website. Because Skeletor is one scary MF. But I guess there is someone for everyone though - she had to be blindfolded so she didn't run away screaming..begging...to be tied to a pole for the Kraken instead. Though I don't know if she could even stand up with Skeletor resting all his weight on her head like that.



We couldn't expect his face to be too beautiful, not with those bird legs he's sporting.



I will be watching Google for a new video called 2 People 1 Hand.



Sorry Black Velvet Seductions, you get the worst cover of the week award.

Chunk of Burning Love

WTF is this? It's a woman who looks to be burning so bad that her skin is peeling and charring. Yes, that's romantic. It really reflects the romance of the book!

I suppose that's what u get when u cheat on a demon lover? Or maybe this is a case of Spontaneous Human Combustion.

From the Ashes from The Wild Rose Press gets my first worst cover award.