Who Is Jennie Bean?

I am woman fighting on behalf of silenced romance readers everywhere against the repeated offense of visual assault and abomination by publishers on the internet ...er...I'm just a cover snark.

Feb 24, 2009

I'm Mister Blue

It's not a BAAD cover. It's just - disturbing. I mean, DUDE! One in the hand doesn't even feel like one in the bush. But it does explain why Mister Blue's girlfriend is holding herself and rocking in the corner behind him. Size DOES matter.


Aquatic Alliance from Loose Id, doesn't get a WORST cover award but Mister Blue does get an honorable mention just for his lack of equipment.





A Taste of Italy, however, at Freya's Bower DOES get the worst cover of the week award.
I must ask the obvious. Is the name of the woman in the heels Italy?
Besides the girl looking up the skirt of another as if she might take a bite, there is the other two sitting there watching like it's the stage production of The Story of O. Pass the popcorn! The blurb states that there is a hero named David. But I don't think he has a chance against this goliath of girl love.
Let's Hear it for the Girls!







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